1956 movie: survivors of plane crash in s american jungle w head hunters. one left with all guns and tools.  but this time two beautiful women keep on tight skirts and stilettos have cat fight in water.  only change is then sexier! oh and bad guys  are all brown and steal white blonde little boy. just like Lost now on tv! love you.

Apparently you took my photo transfer cord (light grey) with you back to [college], because I can’t find it anywhere here. I checked the couch beneath the cushions, and DID find your favorite gold necklace that turned copper colored, but didn’t find the cord.

Please bring the cord back with you this weekend — until then, I’m holding your gold necklace hostage.

:-)
mom

Backstory: My mom recently upgraded to wireless internet at home and got rid of the land line since no one used it anyway. So, apparently after her date had dropped her off she realized that her only form of communication with the outside world was via computer (thank God for wireless!) She proceeded to create a facebook account simply to get in touch with me, and when I didn’t immediately accept her as a friend, she emailed this to me…

I had dinner with Bob tonight in West Knoxville. I, for the first time ever, locked my keys in my car!! With my cell phone!!! He drove me home. I expected your brother to be here, knowing he had spent time earlier with his dad. I expected to use Danny’s cell to call Jim (brother’s dad) and ask him to drive me to work tomorrow and later to get my car with my spare key. Danny’s not here. This is my only method of communication with the outside world!!!

Please call Jim and/or Danny and tell JIm to come over here and talk to me about this issue. OR get in your car and come take me to work in the morning and to get my car in the afternoon!!!

Email me back!!
Help!!

A distraught Mommie Dearest.