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Between Two Metal Plates

Calling the doctor has always been a pain. Then when you finally get through she is scheduling appts for at least 4-6 weeks in advance. I just scheduled my first mammo, I do not look forward to that event. I have heard it is painful. The smaller the breast, the more painful as they try to squeeze it between two metal plates. A test designed by men i am sure. Funny how the test for prostrate cancer does not involve squeezing the testicles between two metal plates.

My Mamms Grammed

Hope you’re having a good day. Getting lotsa stuff done here. Going to get my mamms grammed this pm. Wondering if you’d bring some of that kitchen paint so I could see how it looks in here. Thanks, love, mom



Love, Mom