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		<title>Post-Breakup Advice for Chronic Masturbators</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 15:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: I broke up with my girlfriend and when I shared the news with my mom, she accused me of being a chronic masturbator! Love goes through a lot of changes and seasons.  Did you once have romantic feelings for her?  To whom do you compare her?  She is a gem, a treasure of a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>Backstory: I broke up with my girlfriend and when I shared the news with my mom, she accused me of being a chronic masturbator!</strong></em></p>
<p>Love goes through a lot of changes and seasons.  Did you once have romantic feelings for her?  To whom do you compare her?  She is a gem, a treasure of a person, albeit not a Christian.</p>
<p>Honestly, and this is hard to write, I saw a stack of your mail at Tom&#8217;s when you were on your long trip.  I saw the magazines, and no real woman could ever measure up &#8211; nor should they ever have to or be compared to a model, a prostitute, or other woman who has allowed herself to be subjected to the lust of strangers in return for money.  It breaks a woman&#8217;s heart to see her man&#8217;s head swivel at the image of another woman &#8211; an image he likely tucks away in his mind to masturbate about later.</p>
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		<title>Headache Solution: Vibrator</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: This came from my very Southern Baptist, anti sex mother while I was on Spring Break. mom: do you have a vibrator? me: ummmm no. random much? mom: i need one, i have a headache. me: omg i seriously did not need to know that&#8217;s what you do for headaches mom: what? it&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em>Backstory: This came from my very Southern Baptist, anti sex mother while I was on Spring Break.</em></strong></p>
<p><span class='mom_text'>mom:</span> do you have a vibrator?<br />
<span class='me_text'>me:</span> ummmm no. random much?<br />
<span class='mom_text'>mom:</span> i need one, i have a headache.<br />
<span class='me_text'>me:</span> omg i seriously did not need to know that&#8217;s what you do for headaches<br />
<span class='mom_text'>mom:</span> what? it&#8217;s a sinus headache. if you put the vibrator up to your head sometimes it can break up all the gunk and relieve your headache. what did you think i was doing?</p>
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