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A Fine Dating Prospect

Backstory: My mum is desperate to get me off the shelf and married with babies. This was her latest “offering”. (Gail = her best friend, Gary = friend of my cousin).

I told Gail about you being out there and being a bit lonely and she suggested you got in touch with Dave, who now lives in Rotterdam and is trying to get a job there, such a coincidence! Do you remember him, he used to be friends with Gary at school? I know he was a bit strange when he was younger, but the thing is darling he is now apparently a lovely boy and has got over his eye problem now and also has got through to the last round on several interviews so won’t be unemployed much longer

Scouting For Your Baby Daddy

mom: I was talking to this nice guy at work today Gee i wish he didnt have a girlfriend…was he cute and the nicest person
mom: he thought you were very pretty
me: omg why were you showing someone my picture?
mom: nbd
me: are you making up your own abbreviations?
mom: no big deal
mom: YES!!!!LOL
mom: he is very cute though
mom: If i was only 23 again
mom: he’s tall, thin, muscular with some arm tattos, black very short hair and big brown eyes
mom: I was looking at him today and thinking you guys would make awesome kids
me: you did not just say that
mom: I know the thought was fleeting

Mom’s Italian Matchmaking Service

I’ve been single for over a year and am about to turn 27 in less than a month. My mother is old school Italian and apparently she has decided to take matters into her own hands.

Sweetie,
An Italian student of mine, a real sweetheart, came to get some help with her Italian in my office today. She saw your picture and immediately said, “Is that your daughter? She’s gorgeous.” This girl, Isabella, is gorgeous, too. She’s 20 and works for a doctor who is of Italian background and may have even lived in Italy as a child. He’s 31 and still single! He is dark haired, nearly 6 feet, and sounds like a perfect catch. He’s family oriented, strong Italian cultural background, went to medical school here obviously. He has a thriving practice, likes dark-haired girls, has built himself a gorgeous home, goes to Italy frequently and plans to buy himself a house there. She went on and on how nice he is and how she has been working for him since she was 15 and is always trying to match him up. She and his mother work in the office. She was thrilled to hear about you, your background, etc…and wants to set up a date. He comes to New York city a lot because his sister goes to Julliard. She’s a make-up artist there. Well, we had a long conversation, and she seems to think that you may be just what he’s looking for (he’s fussy, too). Ah, yes, he’s also very romantic and very generous.
She’s going to bring me a picture tomorrow so that I can see how he looks. From what she described, he sounds like the type of dark-haired guy that you like.
What do you think???



Love, Mom