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Mom: HEY BABE!
Me: Hello Momsie!
(19 mins later)
Mom: I AN EATING A BIG MAC. WILL TALK TO YOU LATER.
Me: I see where I stand in the order of things!
(16 mins later)
Mom: IT WAS A GOOD BIG MAC. LOTS OF THE SECRET SAUCE

Posted on 01.30.2010 at 10:30 am// Tagged: eating, McDonald's

Best Mother’s Day Ever.

Me: Are you going to be here for Mother’s Day? I think we were wanting to take you and MawMaw to dinner or something of the sort.
Mom: YES
wow… do I have to pay??
Me: Lol… No you won’t have to pay! McDonalds it is! Wear your Sunday’s best!!
Mom: I was thinking Jack in the crack… 2 tacos .99
Me: Lol oh now mother… I can spend more than .99… hell I may even let you order a value meal!!!
Mom: oh my gosh.. that sounds awesome… not sure what I have done to be treated w/ royalty… but I am a lucky mother….
Me: Oh you are the best mother I have ever had!! You deserve this day to be papered!
Mom: papered… like weed??

Posted on 05.10.2009 at 1:30 pm// Tagged: gifts, McDonald's, mother's day, vices

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