Mom: did you read about my milf “oops”?
Me: hahaha yup, what did the menu really say??
Mom: it was just everyone was asking what this and that on the menu said, as you do, and J said to Z ‘did you say milf’, and i thought she was asking about the menu so I asked the (very young) waiter what it was. . .
Me: bahahahaha
you cougar
Mom: he said it was a milk dessert thing. . . and then said i should watch American Pie or some such . . after he left, they filled me in. . oops oops

Mom: Your dad and I were watching the SNL thing and were confused, what is a MILF?

Me: Seriously? You don’t know?

Mom: No. We were so confused at that part.

Me: It means Mother I’d Like To “F”

Mom: Gross. What?! Who would do that to a mother?!

Me: I don’t know, obviously you aren’t a MILF.

Mom: Obviously. I’m just a MILM. A Mother I’d Like to have as a Mother.