Bee ( no pun intended haha) glad you are not home right now!  The  hornets
have invaded your room, well actually the house but more concentrated in  your
room. Like we probably have killed several dozen! YUCK!
Had a tomato that was just about red enough to be picked and discovered
yesterday that some critter took it off the plant and then ate half of it!
DAMMIT, that was mine for a BLT!!!
What is a sonic blast? You dip your fries in it? Isn’t it ice cream?  Sounds
gross to me!  The chinese sounded good tho.
Enjoy your day, can’t wait for you to come home. Love, Mom

call or email me. i get worried about my eldest. i know we keep playing “mail tag”. can’t wait to see you all! do i need to bring anything? today, “tada”, we are getting hooked up to the world of direct tv. can you believe it. maybe next will be a dishwasher-

talk to you soon-

xooxxoxo momma

Backstory: My husband is in Iraq, and my mother in law has just been introduced to lolcatz

mother-in-law: like we say, all we want is a hi, how are you, everythings fine. thnkxbye…is that how you write it???
husband: lol no, it’s kthnxbai
mother-in-law:ohhhhhhhh…i’ll work on that!

Hey, I know you are in love.. but what about us???? We look forward to hearing from you…don’t stop calling us….

I will send cookies in this box as well, so look out for it ! Probably by Friday,ok?

I wish I could see the room. Will you take some pics and send them on email? ( OR i could get limited facebook, and let you do this this way…. LET me know!)

Tell all the homeys that i miss them too. I hope Matthew does ok.

I love you  so much! And it is killing me to miss you…. I didn’t think it would be this bad, since you have been gone so much this last year, but I was wrong…

LOVE YOU! mom

Are you avoiding me?  Those people I’m avoiding are the only e-mails I don’t respond to at all.  If I don’t have time to do what I’m asked, I at least write back to say that.  Or do you have bubonic plague, or all internet connections in Toronto have mysteriously vanished?

Remember in “101 Dalmatians”, when the dogs in the village wanted to talk to each other, they would bark to the dog next door, and it would carry on until every one heard the news? It was called a ‘twilight bark,’ as I recall. Well, I was going to call G-ma & G-pa just now, but I realized that they would say, how’s Melanie? how was the party?, and I would not have an answer, so if you could please get back to me with a brief synopsis of the party – kind of a like a society column item – then I can call the G-parents with answers to all of their questions.
Write back soon!
<3 momula

We are really going to miss you when you leave for college.  But dont worry your father and I will now have an opportunity to do all the things we weren’t able to do when you were around d****, s**, and rock and roll.

Love Mom

i would rather hang around w/you then go to the mtns and the times when you are doing something else, i will sit in the dark and wait for you to come back..mom

Hey Darling!

When oh when will  you be coming over, I can’t print anything and I need you, sooooooon!

How about Tues or Thur evening. Tues would be better.

Let me know and what happened on Sat, you were so “can’t come, bye”

Love

Mom

I know you get busy sometimes and don’t have time to call and check in with me on your way home and things are so busy when you get home with getting dinner and everything.  Don’t worry about it if you can’t check in, just give me a call and let me know.

Here’s the worried mom talking “Are you eating well?  Have you stopped using anti-perspirant?  Will you have fun at Symphony Hall tonight?  What’s new?  What’s old?”

Give me a reassuring e-mail so that I know you aren’t huddled in a corner, starving, and lonely!!!

Love,

Llama

It’s mommycakes! I miss you and I love you and I wish I could be there to hug ya and slap you around a lil bit to show you I care about ya and how sad I am that things are so hard right now.

…There. Now that I got all the mushy shit outta the way, on with the letter…

Hey,

Whats up? your man comes home and you don’t call your momma………

LOLOLOLOLOOLOl

Backstory: “Several months ago I passed along to my Mom a link to BBC documentary about the men who have relationships with the real doll sex toys.  Shortly thereafter the film Lars and the Real Girl was released.  Neither of us were able see the film while in theaters, so we made a date to watch when the DVD was released.  She sent me the e-mail of her specifications for building my sex doll twin the following day!”

A:

Pass this along to anyone you feel would be interested in having you around when you’re not…

Body 6

Black Hair- Medium Length

Natural (K)

Face 11

Hazel Eyes

Hair Style 6

French manicure

Lips-natural

You are, in my mind, a real Real Doll!