Happy Mother’s Day!
To our long-suffering moms, Roberta and Judy, and to all the good-natured mommas out there who have made this site possible. Enjoy mother’s day!
Mother’s Day Instructions
Since you guys will be spending Mother’s together I want you to be sure to follow my instructions to THE LETTER!!! Gammy and I both, DO NOT WANT A GIFT FOR MOTHER’sDAY!!!!! We want you to spend your money on a nice card for us (or feel free to make one) AND THAT IS IT!!!!!
WE ARE GOING TO GO OUT FOR DINDIN, AND VIC AND I ARE GETTING GAMMY AN AZALEA BUSH OF HER CHOOSING AFTER GAMMY,VIC, PEACHES AND I TAKE A LEISURELY DRIVE OUT TO POSSUM RUN GREENHOUSE.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE CAPS SO JUST PRETEND I AM SHOUTING THIS!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!1XOXOXOXO MOM(MY)
Passive Aggressive Mother’s Day
Me: so do we have plans for the weekend?
whats on the itinerary?
Mom: ive heard that on mothers day, the children make the plans…….
No Awkwardness, Please!
Mom: Dad is on the phone with Pappy. He is awkward. Will you ever be awkward with me on a Mother’s Day call?
Me: haha i will never be awkward on a call with you for mothers day
Mom: CAN WE ALWAYS LIKE EACH OTHER, WILL YOU PROMISE?
Me: promise
Mom: Okay good, i’m glad we got that out of the way
Time to Leave
Your grandmother called yesterday. With Mother’s Day coming up, she felt lonely for Uncle C. So she took a little framed photo of him out of the box, put it on the dining room table and had a running conversation with him for a week. Mother’s Day night, she told C. that she enjoyed his company but that it was time for him to leave. So she put him back in the box.
Best Mother’s Day Ever.
Me: Are you going to be here for Mother’s Day? I think we were wanting to take you and MawMaw to dinner or something of the sort.
Mom: YES
wow… do I have to pay??
Me: Lol… No you won’t have to pay! McDonalds it is! Wear your Sunday’s best!!
Mom: I was thinking Jack in the crack… 2 tacos .99
Me: Lol oh now mother… I can spend more than .99… hell I may even let you order a value meal!!!
Mom: oh my gosh.. that sounds awesome… not sure what I have done to be treated w/ royalty… but I am a lucky mother….
Me: Oh you are the best mother I have ever had!! You deserve this day to be papered!
Mom: papered… like weed??
Let them spoil you, you deserve it!
Hi- Just want to wish you a happy Friday, but especially a good Mother’s Day. Let them spoil you, you deserve it.
You’re the best mother I know. Take the kids to church and show them off; I used to like doing that, remember?
Mother’s Day Request
I have reconsidered my request for a Mother’s day gift from my favorite daughter unless, of course, you have already purchased my previously requested gift.
I would like a stainless steel juice water carrying container with a capacity of at least 32 oz. I now carry a plastic water bottle but they, the intranet, say that you should not use a plastic container because it can transmit toxins into the liquid. I don’t need any more toxins thank you very much. I have quite enough of those to be sure.
You may think that this is an easy request but alas it is not for I have searched for one. I don’t really want a thermos because they are large and rather heavy. Instead, I would prefer a lightweight something that would easily fit into the free Ikea black carry case that I have.
So that is my official request that supersedes my previous request.
Hopefully I will see you on Sunday.
Love,
Your Beloved Matriarch
Jazz Hands for Dad
Update on your Mother’s Day gift. It is all wonderful. What looked like a yelllow cloth in the foot goodies are socks. You put the rich cream on at night, then the socks so it soaks in. Granny just sent me a late b’day gift which was hand cream with yellow gloves-same routine so I look really cute going to bed. Specially when I do jazz hands for Dad.
Also the shower gel smells so good and unlike others I’ve tried, it doesn’t sting delicate areas. Hope your trip to Mexico goes well. Hi to Ricky.
Love,
MOM
Mother’s Day Chinese Food
Dear Tom -
I am full of Chinese Food – I haven’t had it in a long tme and in never tasted so good – thank you – a lovely Mother’s Day gift. I enjoyed it enormously.
I must tell you that when I called in my order, I no sooner gave my phone number than the girl said, “OH, your son has told us that he is paying for everything – what do you want?” So I ordered some vegetable fried rice, an order of egg rolls and some Shrimp Chow Mein. She said “What else?” I said, “That’s it.” her voice went up 1,000 decibles and she said, “BUT, YOUR SON IS PAYING FOR It~!!!!!” I explained that I lived alone and that what I ordered was just fine. Her disappointment was palpable – I think she expected that I would put in a supply for a year! People are funny.
You are very thoughtful – I will have a left-over lunch today – and I’ll think of you. Love, Mum
i have everything I need or want
To my beautiful, wonderful children,
First of all, if I got all of your email addresses correct (by memory) I’m going to celebrate! Second: Mother’s Day is coming up soon, May 11, I think, and I just wanted to say that I don’t want any of you getting me anything. Even cards these days are getting expensive. I have everything I need or want, and if I don’t, I whine about it so that Dad will either buy it or tell me to be quiet. So if I just get a call from you either on or around Mother’s day I will be thrilled, and it will make me feel good that any $ you would have spent, you are spending it on something you want or need. Remember That!! Love, Mom
Mother’s Day Weekend
Julie ~ I’m planning on giving you $30 to help off set the cost of your gas to come down this weekend. I know weekend trips to come here are a burden on your finances as far as gas goes. So, there is no need for you to work Saturday just for gas money to come to my house, if you don’t want to. Anyways….just thought I’d let you know that.
Love, Mom
Mother’s Day change of plans
Dad says we’re picking you up at 4:15 @ your house for a 5;00 dinner. This is because (of course) everywhere is booked out for Mother’s Day Lunch. There’s a lesson in here, if we could only read it…..
Please still make it or I’ll have no-one to text during the meal….
