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Do you want to see Zodiac with me, I saw him when I was a child, he was in the alley at my school Holy Angels, no one believes me but I DID!!!!!!!!!!!
Return the movie or I will make you soylent green and eat you!
How are finals going?
Mom
Backstory: My Mom and I went to see “Precious”, which lead to us both crying off our eye makeup. It was an odd choice for a mother/daughter date, but I’m glad we saw it together.
Hi, Sweet Peach:
Hope you are feeling better. Just thought of you and figured I would say “Hi!”
Every day, in movies like “Precious” and on TV, I see girls who are damaged by their parents . We really hope that you know that you are 1) loved as parents should love their kids; and 2) more importantly, loved because you are a wonderful person – easy to love.
Mushy mushy mushy!!! :-)
In any event, hi to Matt. & Have a good weekend, we are of to the Mall tomorrow to begin our shopping quest.
Wish us luck,
xo,
Backstory: i had just let my mom know that my brother was picking me up from work…
Okay, thanks for telling me….and guess what? Johnny Depp is going to play a VAMPIRE!
He said that he used to run home after school to watch a favorite TV show that he was crazy about and now he is going to play the part of the main character…BARNABAS COLLINS in Dark Shadows. Guess who else used to run home, although I was a little older, and watch Dark Shadows? That’s right, me. I can’t wait. Some things never change. Once dark always dark.
Mom
I’m just trying to figure out what I’m going to do this weekend. The only big new movie opening is G-Force and that’s about the government hiring an elite squad of highly trained guinea pigs for the secret service. So I guess I won’t be going to the movies. At times like this I’m glad I no longer have little kids.
“My name is Bond. Fuzzy-Wuzzy Bond.”
Mum
Backstory: I sent my mom the youtube link to the trailer of a movie coming out that we had both read the book of -we’ve been looking forward to our first glimpse of the movie for months!
Well hello daughter, Maybe someday when you are visiting you can give me a brief tutorial on how a person over 50 would open/turn on/find the trailer that you think you sent to me. I found about 9 million versions with people’s names under it and a reprimand from my computer to update my Java something and a bunch of unasked for opinions on the trailer. Obviously I did not get to see the trailer yet. Thanks anyway, the Dinosaur (probably a T Rex, your momma)XXOO
THAT MOVIE WAS SO STUPID, I CAN’T BELIEVE SAT THRU IT. DUANE AND I WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE PLACE UNTILL THESE OTHER 4 PEOPLE CAME IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES AFTER THE MOVIE STARTED, THEY SAT THERE FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES AND THEN GOT UP AND LEFT. OF COURSE DUANE FELL ASLEEP WHEN THE POP CORN RAN OUT. IT DID HAVE SOME FUNNY MOMENTS, BUT AS A WHOLE IT WAS JUST STUPID. WILL FARREL NEEDS TO GET A CLUE.
At the London premiere of her new film Duplicity last night, Julia Roberts told a British newspaper that she asked that a nude scene in the movie be toned down. And now it seems like she doesn’t want to do nude scenes at all. As she told the paper:
When asked if she would consider doing a nude scene in a film, she said: ‘You know it’s not really what I do, so if you are going ask me to do it, you have to expect it to be toned down. You know, as a mum of three, I feel like that.’
What do you think of moms doing nude scenes in movies?
My mom is a 1st and 2nd grade teacher at an alternative school. They have special days pretty frequently, and they’re usually pretty cute.
Primary had its India Day today. It was a blast but I’m glad it’s over! In the morning we had “India School” for which we had moved the tables and chairs out of the way so lthe kids could experience school on the floor. … We began the day with affirmations. In India they begin with prayers and we didn’t want to go there! We did a three part rotation in which S did some reading activities, K did a geopgraphy lesson and I taught yoga and some simple Bollywood dance routines. Yes, Bollywood dance routines….and yes, I just made them up inspired by Dhoom 2 and Slumdog Millionaire.
Backstory: my Dad is notorious for giving bad gifts, so this year he decided to just get my Mom gift cards to the movies…
Dad’s birthday is 1/30, not sure what to do, but it is a friday night and maybe I will take him to dinner and a movie on the giftcard he gave me, Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just decided on that one and now that I think about it, it is next friday. Where oh where does the time go?
Backstory: There’s never an inappropriate time to use quote “So I married an axe murderer” to poke fun at the size of someone’s face. Jealousy does hilarious things to mom.
Mom: I was reading the local newspaper online and saw this little article in the “Who’s news” section [link to story about a girl I knew in high school meeting Johnny Depp]. She must’ve graduated a year before you but she went to your high school, so you might know her. Lucky little puke!
Me: Yea I know who she is. People I know used the code name Miss Piggy when referring to her because of the obvious resemblence. Not in a mean way, though.
Mom: Yeah, you’re right! Must be the big-ass face on her…
“I’m not kidding, that girl’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! She’ll be crying herself to sleep tonight, on her huge pilla.”
mom: I found the perfect guy for you!
me: oh really?
mom: YES! He’s Jewish. He’s a doctor. And he’s really cute.
me: that sounds perfect. what’s his name?
mom: I don’t remember, I have to look it up.
me: where are you looking it up?
mom: On the internet.
me: on the internet?
mom: He is a character from this movie I watched with Sheri, “In Her Shoes.”
me: he’s a character from a movie?
mom: Yes, but he’s so cute.
me: he’s not a real person.
mom: I can just tell he’s a very nice boy.
me: you’re delusional.
mom: I’m only thinking of you.
Remember in “101 Dalmatians”, when the dogs in the village wanted to talk to each other, they would bark to the dog next door, and it would carry on until every one heard the news? It was called a ‘twilight bark,’ as I recall. Well, I was going to call G-ma & G-pa just now, but I realized that they would say, how’s Melanie? how was the party?, and I would not have an answer, so if you could please get back to me with a brief synopsis of the party – kind of a like a society column item – then I can call the G-parents with answers to all of their questions.
Write back soon!
<3 momula
hi girls,
you HAVE to get “I am David” on netflix. we just watched it and it is one of the best movies i have seen this year. first of all, jim caviezel is in it and i know he is related to us. he looks just like my brothers and your nana’s maiden name was cavazel which her father changed from cavietzel. so we have to be related to him, he just looks so much like us. anyway you would both love the story, it is great!
love,
Mom
Backstory: “Several months ago I passed along to my Mom a link to BBC documentary about the men who have relationships with the real doll sex toys. Shortly thereafter the film Lars and the Real Girl was released. Neither of us were able see the film while in theaters, so we made a date to watch when the DVD was released. She sent me the e-mail of her specifications for building my sex doll twin the following day!”
A:
Pass this along to anyone you feel would be interested in having you around when you’re not…
Body 6
Black Hair- Medium Length
Natural (K)
Face 11
Hazel Eyes
Hair Style 6
French manicure
Lips-natural
You are, in my mind, a real Real Doll!
