Me: my math prof was edward scissor hands for halloween
Me: in class
Mom: did it look good?
Me: it wasn’t bad but it was creepy
Me: because he was wearing tights
Mom: oh my
Me: and you could see EVERYTHING
Mom: oooh not good or was it?
Me: …
Me: mom
Mom: what?
Me: :(
Mom: oh please!
Mom: like you weren’t looking