The New Neighbor’s “Work”
New neighbors seem very nice but can see she has had “work done” she has the goofy looking lips that remind me of a duck’s beak but now lines around the mouth.
Love you,
Mom
Won’t You Be My (Sexy) Neighbor?
Mom: Hey hun, I’m glad you made friends with the neighbors
Mom: maybe they have a cute friend they could set you up with
Me: honestly mom i dont hav time for a relationship
Mom: I wasn’t talking about a relationship…
Mom: iwas talking about Sex… you could use some fun and a release.
Me: Oh jeeebus… I don’t have time for the complicatons of that either… pregnancies or STDS
Mom: who doesn’t have time for a release?
Early Fireworks from the “Doob Smokers”
June 30th, and we are officially under siege. The Dead Architect’s Home, now inhabited by the “doob smokers” with lots of disposable income(?!) has had some great ones tonight. A half stick and 30 seconds of really high, professional looking fireworks that probably cost $200. Dad and I gave them a thumbs up, a whoo-whoo and a whistle. Hope they’ll save some for the 4th.
They’re at it again, so we’re heading back out to the porch.
Love you all,
Mom
XOXOXOXXO
