Backstory: My mom emailed me asking me for the link to the video I made for her 50th birthday last year. This is what she wrote after she watched it again.

When I see myself at 50, I think of the saying “Time marches on…your face.” Oh well, we all get old. I stopped at an assisted living center today and wow…please don’t ever leave me sitting by the door unable to move with my mouth wide open. The flies will get in.

Hi children – Some good news, and sorry to say some bad news:  Grandma from Florida had more stents today.  I was told everything went well.  Aunt Rhoda is going to a doctor today to have her nodules checked on her goiter.  Your cousin Justine was put in a mental hospital.  I just heard she had a nervous breakdown because Dave told her he doesn’t love her any more, and he has another girlfriend.  She was begging him to take her back. Grandpa Morty probably has to go to a nursing home because he keeps falling.
Love you both.
Mom