Postcards From Yo Momma » Obama http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Would You Like the Mounted Antlers When I Die? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/07/10/would-you-like-the-mounted-antlers-when-i-die/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/07/10/would-you-like-the-mounted-antlers-when-i-die/#comments Sat, 10 Jul 2010 18:15:41 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6331 Mom: Punkin, I’m going through the house now deciding who will get what when I die. Would you like me to send you all the mounted antlers and stuffed pheasants your dad had around here?
Me: Um……no
Mom: Why not? He was proud of those kills.
Me: Mom, I’m a vegetarian.
Mom: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting you’re one of “those people”.
Me: What do you mean “those people”?
Mom: You know, California hippie tree huggers. How’s that Obama working out for you, huh?

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“Hence the spectacular rise of the “tea-party” movement, an alliance of ordinary people who are spooked by the huge amount of debt that is being racked up on Mr. Obama’a watch.  For Demoncrats to deride such people as “tea-baggers”, a term referring to a sexual practice of involving testicles, is political stupidity of a high order”

What is the practice????
Love,
Mom

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Barack Obama is your new thermometer?

I’ll send you very warm (lined with thinsulate) gloves, hats, scarves, and BTW, you NEED a long down coat, dude!

xox

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yes we are quite close….in fact i’ll be joining him, gates and the police officer for a beer tonight on the whitehouse lawn so i won’ t be cooking dinner

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H0w can i type? Griffin is sitting between me and the laptop (I am lying down). All purring, making funny faces, and totally disregarding my inconveniences. Now he’s all curled up and snoozing. Obviously he thinks he’s the king here, Ha! We’ll see who gives the DinDin. Hey, this is your horoscopes for today: You probably feel out of touch with who you are. To some degree you have lost yourself, and this is not a bad thing. What you’ve really lost, at least temporarily, is your ego. Your true nature shines through. How’s that? Watch tonight show, Obama is on,pretty cool i think. Some people are complaining about that, too. Geez….
Now, Griffin ignored and abandoned me and moved back to his sunken couch nest. Suit yourself, pickley guy.
Love, Mom

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the request is historical.  After JFK Jr was elected President almost every Irish Catholic family had a framed pic of him adorning a wall in their home.  As I have mystery genes [backstory: mom was adopted], I could be African American and for that fact alone I’d like to have a pic of my ‘bro on the wall.  Plus it will bug the sh*t out of most of my friends!!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/11/10/moms-letter-to-santa/feed/ 4 Mom’s Voting On A Donkey http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/11/04/moms-voting-on-a-donkey/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/11/04/moms-voting-on-a-donkey/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:00:09 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=2549 Me: I’m registered to vote!

Mom: Yahoo!  Barack & I can rest easy now

Me: I will be at the polls on the 4th, but I won’t wear any Obama shirts.

Mom: It would be a neat idea if obama supporters could figure out something to wear that is nondescript but would signify unity in a wink wink sort of way so start something like that okay?

Me: I’ll give Barack a call and see what he thinks

Mom: Great idea!  If he’s not available though, maybe you can get up with Joe

Me: I’m sure he can spare a few mins to chat with me

Mom: I would suggest that we wear hawaiian leis in honor of his grandma!  Everyone else will think there’s a big luau party that they weren’t invited to

Me: No, I think they’ll just think we look stupid.  I suggest wearing blue.

Mom: I’m thinking I’ll ride up on a donkey

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Mummy

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I bet the Republicans are shaken!!!! (speeches sound even better while consuming one of your dad’s Margaritas!!!)

Mom OX

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