Backstory: It’s almost October, and I’d had a conversation via Facebook with my mom’s assistant about how to say “very drunk” in German. I guess it got back to my mom.

You don’t need to say anything in German – - you simply sing, “Yah, Yah, Yah, Yah, and then a couple of ooompas with your stein held high

(don’t forget, I am also German).