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Backstory: Mom has recently entered the world of online dating. Her facebook status this morning:
Well I got a hot blind date for lunch today so I went to Jazzercise this morning to lose a quick 20 pounds. It didn’t work so I came home and had a fistful of gumdrops. Now to hope my blind date has cateracts.
Backstory: My mom just started online dating and is planning her first date.
Me: So are you going for coffee?
Mom: Coke, coffee, whatever. Just short, maybe sweet, definitely public! What if he is an ax murderer, has three heads and wears polka dots!?
Hi honey,
1. Do you have the first Barefoot Contessa Cookbook?
2. If a guy from Match wants to talk to me, do I give him my cell phone number or land line? Or what?
Love you!
Mom
Oh, what a Mensch ….. Honey, you’ve been seeing that bum long enough. He promises you the world but never delivers.
My girlfriend is on Jdate and thinks this guy, “Jedigolf” would be great for you.
PLEASE, make Mom happy, at least look at him.
Backstory: I recently decided to kick-start my mom’s dating life, so I took matters into my own hands and started forwarding her emails from men on match.com, and vice versa. Apparently she is ready to take matters into her own hands.
Hey! call me when you wake up as I would like to start doing this account on my own I want to have e-mail sex and it is awkward since I have to send it through yoo
Did I tell you Betty is getting married in Feb. to a man she just met, but has been communicating with…first on the net, then on the phone, then in person last week. They’ve talked about 3 months. He is 5’2″, fat, and in a wheelchair. This will be either her 5th or 6th marriage and his 3rd. Isn’t that a love story?
