A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

Tragedy Strikes Chicago

omg
first sophie and now solomon???!!! Did you already know this? Solomon died!!!!!
Poor, poor Oprah. The terrible tragedy of it all.
Maybe she’ll finally wise up and get a Berner. Oh, no. That’s right, We do NOT want that. Never mind
Hugs
mom

The Genetics of Small Boobs

Just got back from Chicago!! We had an excellent time!!!  We went bra shopping where Oprah gets all of her bras. Oprah is def. rich I only bought 2 and had a $300 bill.  She should give them away on her show.  Anyway,  the woman at the store measured me and told me that I [...]

Oprah’s advice

Hi concentrate on work and Oprah today talk about you, you are the full monty the whole picture and guys are scared off by u
Just listen and talk less, make an effort
Do not play one up, U definitely do, if he says i have 5 bucks you think asshole I have $500
Men read this and [...]



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