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Me: Hey Mom, just wanted to let you know that my pap smear came back negative! Love you. 12:36 AM
Mom: Thank god I’m so happy for you 12:37 AM
Me: Good night :-) I will probably be over for a few after work tomorrow 12:38 AM
Mom: Ok ({}) 12:39 AM
Me: … on my phone that looks suspiciously like a vagina. how apropos 12:40 AM
Mom: Its a big hug silly 12:41 AM
Mom: Not the vag!! 12:41 AM
Hi there!
How are you? How come we don’t hear from you anymore? Are you still coming home for that appointment on Thursday? Please don’t cancel it; it is too important. Also, you should not have “relations” EVER before a PAP test. Did you know that? It can change the results. I’d make sure that I did not, for a couple of days before. Would you want me to try to schedule a dental cleaning, too? That IS M’s day, and she might just have an opening. You have put that off much too long, too. Let me know.
Thanks!
MOM
