Postcards From Yo Momma » penises http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Lady Looks Like a Dude http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/19/lady-looks-like-a-dude/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/19/lady-looks-like-a-dude/#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:30:19 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5295 Mom: i didn’t know that Lady Ga Ga, who i don’t really know anything about, is really a guy
Me: haha what??
i dont think so…
Mom: they were talking about her on the radio today and there’s some picture of her and you tell she has a **nis and i was just looking at perez hilton and he said she was rocking with her **ck hanging out
Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww
no wonder i was staying away from perez hilton
Me: mom that’s a joke. she’s not a dude
Mom: oh, well, i don’t really care one way or the other
Me: you know, you can type the word penis
its not a bad word
Mom: well, i just didn’t want to

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/19/lady-looks-like-a-dude/feed/ 5 If You Like Penis Coladas… http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/05/15/if-you-like-penis-coladas/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/05/15/if-you-like-penis-coladas/#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 15:50:46 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4058 Backstory: I was bartending at the time.

me: i have to get ready for work now
mom: make lots of penis collattas
mom: love momy
me: you’re a freak

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/05/15/if-you-like-penis-coladas/feed/ 1 Things Found on Craigslist: Penises http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/23/things-found-on-craigslist-penises/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/23/things-found-on-craigslist-penises/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:18:52 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3876 Mom: so yesterday I am looking around craigs list because I have nothing better to do. and I end up looking at pic’s of mens penis’s. great.

Me: ahaha
i love that section

Mom: so, as I’m trying to figure out why on earth it would be so easy to see these penii uncle comes in through the sliding doors behind me.

Me: !!

Mom: I must have jumped two feet, and was trying to get the penis’s off the sreen

Me: geez mom, you’re such a perv

Mom: I don’t ‘know if he saw, so I didn’t know if I should explain! Now he probably thinks I look at porno online!

Me: well, if you have giant penises everywhere, you do!

Mom: oh brother. I have never seen penises online before!

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