Mom: I have this pen for you if you want it. Parkers used to be THE pens, and I got one for free.
Me: What? How can a pen be THE pen. A pen is a pen.
Mom: No, like Mont Blanc pens. Those are THE pens, too. Have you never heard of Mont Blanc?
Me: No, ofcourse not.
Mom: Look it up!
Me: lol
Mom: LOOK IT UP
Me: Fine fine
Mom: So do you want this pen? Don’t lose it.
Me: I will lose it, everyone loses pens.
Mom: Well then I’ll keep it.