A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

Tragedy Strikes Chicago

omg
first sophie and now solomon???!!! Did you already know this? Solomon died!!!!!
Poor, poor Oprah. The terrible tragedy of it all.
Maybe she’ll finally wise up and get a Berner. Oh, no. That’s right, We do NOT want that. Never mind
Hugs
mom

Only Granddogs In This Economy

so i am going to pay for tires for your brother. i am not going to allow him to drive on those roads. the rain is hitting and there is no way i want him on the road.
dont have kids. you cant afford them.
i will just have granddogs. i am fine with that. 

the dogs must be as least as smart as the children

Presently, I am not getting a dog.  But I am thinking about it for the future, possibly when I retire.  I don’t want a pretty dog that is better looking than me.  I would be so jealous.  And I like dogs of 2 or 3 colors preferably low key personality and very smart.  I had [...]

My mother is a human RSS feed.

We have not spoken in quite awhile. How are you and David? Bob & Linda had their first snowstorm today! Auntie Bee has lost 14 lbs. since her visit with me. I am so proud of her. I hope she keeps it up. Cubby went to the groomers down Newport last week. Not only did [...]

barnyard hijinks

Backstory: We live on a farm (more Ralph Lauren than Hilly Billy).  We bought chicks, half of them turned out to be roosters.  Mom wanted to get rid of them before they started cock-fighting
Just traded roosters for cinderella pumpkins!  They pumpkins are hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! mom

Cats and Sunglasses

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either farting or throwing up!

Hey-sorry for the mix up on skype chat! It was funny–I kept hearing what sounded like the cat either farting or throwing up!–but it was the skype sound for a chat coming through on the computer! so fyi–turn the sound down cause it might make a sound when we respond.
love you,
mom

Jerry Lewis, Fleas.

The Wedding videos are great.  Dad enjoyed watching his monolog - he said he didn’t realize he looked so much like Jerry Lewis.
Dad gave the dog a bath - said he didn’t see any fleas, but I used the flea stuff this morning.  The reason the spray didn’t work is because it’s for cats - [...]



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