A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

Your Cat Daughter’s Atomic Poops

Just wanted to drop a line to let you know what your daughter has been up to. She managed to get the back door open and let Cory in and then Cory attacked her. Then later she went into the front room and climbed two screens because a gecko was taunting her over and over [...]

Halloween Goes to the Dogs

The vest to the cowgirl costume for Lily is tight and she hates it. It was XLarge, the biggest this company makes, I might keep it for Ava because her cow costume is also tight. I could return them but the shipping cost to return and then shipping and handling for something else probably wouldn’t [...]

Roymeo and Juliet

I believe we have  a situation going on. Roy was outside over by the fence. That new Pomeranian was barking and Roy was crying a little bit. I think he likes her! We’ve got a Roymeo and Juliet thing perhaps. She (?) had her paws up on the deck, like a balcony, calling out to [...]

she liked the peanut butter bones the most.

Gypsy died today we just fond out that Dr. Jensen had been out there today,George went out to check on her and she was put to sleep already he buried her for us. He said Nike was very upset when he saw him. Well a least she not in pain anymore thank God! I’ll miss [...]

Dog Language

Mom: It’s funny, I leave food out for the dogs all day and they don’t touch it. They wait until I’m there and then they gorge it all down. They’re like, ‘Karen’s home! Time to eat!’
Me: They call you Karen? Doesn’t that bother you?
Mom: Well, they know I’m not their mom. Actually, I’m sure they [...]

G-Strings And Bridge Foursomes

Backstory: my 72 year old Mother went with her friend to the local casino b/c they sent a coupon for a free steak…at the Chippendale’s 5 p.m. show.
We had a good time Saturday, the show was hilarious, g-string only, thank God!  Never heard so many screaming women, sex starved, I guess, Ha!  Got a [...]

Smelling good times!!

We kept smelling something horrible in the garage and we thought that maybe a mouse had come in and died or something like that. Well, guess what it was?  Rockefella’s old cat litter. When you cleaned out his litter box you put it in a bag and placed it in a trash can that Dad [...]

Grandma Names

Backstory: I got a new puppy.
Hi!  How is life as a parent?  Did puppy keep you up last night?
I’m thinking of my grandma name.  I’m thinking that I’m either Nina or Honey.  Dad is Papa. Nina is the name of the Diane Keaton character in Father of the Bride, and she becomes a grandma in [...]

Hats And Sheep

The baby shower should be fun.  Sometimes they are silly, but it’s a happy event.  I’ve only been to a couple myself.  Everyone sits around and chats, there’s  food, and the honoree opens presents and every one oohs and aahs. I love the hat idea - there are so many cute hats now. You don’t [...]

Momma Loves ChiChis

I love chichis. I got stuck on them when I was a kid. I met a fox terrier & never imagined that there were dogs that stayed like puppies. Or maybe I like them cause they’re baby size.  Ricky sleeps under my stomach & it feels like Im preggers! Is that weird? Hope I made [...]

Too Early To Start Drinking?

What a day. Arlo and a boxer ran into my knee last night and I can hardly walk today. Your dad can’t find his wallet and we had to cancel all cards, etc. this morning. My boss is back from a shaman weekend where he experienced his won death and was brought [...]



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