Postcards From Yo Momma » photos http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 The Photographic Evidence http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/04/09/the-photographic-evidence/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/04/09/the-photographic-evidence/#comments Fri, 09 Apr 2010 13:30:29 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6093 OK … I tried to send a note on facebook but something was going funky with it.

On the picture of M and B … look in the background … I look horrible!
I look like some hard old alcoholic aunt who smokes, curses, and drinks too much! Why didn’t you tell me I looked so bad? When I saw “me” in the picture I actually blanched … blah!!
Now I’m really depressed.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/04/09/the-photographic-evidence/feed/ 0 Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Momkini http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/02/itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-momkini/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/02/itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-momkini/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:00:44 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5692 Me: Woah, Mom, you’re not hiding anything in this bikini pic we just found!
Mom: Girls… your mom was HOT.  Men wanted her and women feared her.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/02/itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-momkini/feed/ 2 (unladylike) http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/23/unladylike/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/23/unladylike/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:30:57 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5489 I am not sure what a blue ray player is, but cool!  Also Loved the pictures though I was getting sick and dizzy from the wall paper moving.. Darling pictures of you when you weren’t sticking your tongue out at the camera -(unladylike) LOL!!!  Cute poses!  Loved your black stockings and painted nails! Andrew was a riot!!!! ALot of guests there!  Cool dude !

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/12/23/unladylike/feed/ 0 You Look Like An Old Frumpy Woman http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/18/you-look-like-an-old-frumpy-woman/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/18/you-look-like-an-old-frumpy-woman/#comments Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:30:55 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3821 We finally got your photo proofs back. Well, they’re not all that good. Is that too blunt?? Not nearly as good as those high school graduation pics. There’s one that’s passable, so maybe we’ll get that– but they’re really kind of bad. I’m astonished. They must have used a really bad studio– and your black drape looks way too big for you— making your shoulders look all rounded and it’s kind of falling off of you, so you look like an old frumpy woman- it’s all a little weird. And your hair looks kind of plastered down like it’s all greasy or something. I don’t know, honey. They look pretty bad– and in two, your eyes are shut– and they only sent 4 proofs. How many pics did they take? But the pearls look nice. :)
xoxoxoxooxoxoxox

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Me: they’re. . . artsy
Me: are we going to have to stand next to oil drums and things like that?
Mom: that’s what Daddy wondered
we’re going to line up in front of garbage cans?
he said, “Won’t there be any NORMAL wedding pictures?
Me: but that’s the STYLE now
Mom: I know. [Your sister] spent HOURS finding the right photographer
Mom: I just hope there’s not a bunch of pictures of things like our FEET
Mom: I insist on the photo of Daddy with his pockets turned inside out
and the one where the groomsmen are dragging the groom into the church

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