Ann Taylor Is My Only Friend

Good morning!   Well here is my e-mail, but I have nothing to say.   Did not listen to the news this morning,  have not turned on NPR yet  -  there is nothing in my head!     Oh here is something  – how does the groupon work if you want to buy something?   I want to buy a subscription to MIdwest LIving.  After you buy it, do you print out the coupon?     If that is the case  I will have to figure out how to hook up my printer.    I think Julie and I are going out for pie today.   Did you hang out with Scott last night?    Please answer with an interesting e-mail,  all I get are e-mails from Pottery Barn, Ann Taylor, and Tony Horton P90X,   -  my only friends.
Mom

Sour Apples

Me: We went apple picking with the boys this weekend. So you’ll have to eat apples when you come up this week.
Mom: I’m not eating any sour ones.
Me: Why would we pick sour ones?
Mom: I don’t know. But I’m not eating any.
Me: There aren’t any sour ones. Why would we buy them if they were sour?
Mom: You know, they have those really tart ones for cooking.
Me: What, do you think I’m going to bake you a pie or something this week?
Mom: Well, no.
Me: So
(no response from Mom for a couple minutes)
Me: Never mind
(still no response)
Me: Mom, I promise not to make you eat any apples.
Mom: Ok. See you Tuesday! Love you!

Presidential Tastes

Obama’s favourite food is pie…just like you.

Mummy



Love, Mom