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I Have No Witchy Wart Thingys

yes, but not a piercing on one of those that pop out like a wart. ick
Those are the ones I am talking about. old witchy things
blessing to be thankful for today…..I have no witchy wart thingys…

No one is winning a thing on Price is Right today. :( I have not watched it in a long time and now it is a dud.

We saw a bit of Bachelor last night and he picked the nasty one. Read that on the internet today (didn’t waste
all our time seeing the end).

Sounds like I am tv slumming, doesn’t it? Just me in the trailer and my tv. I need some brew and cheez-whiz, huh?

Have a good afternoon. Love, Mom

Posted on 03.03.2010 at 1:30 pm// Tagged: piercings, the bachelor, the Price Is Right, totally random

Does It Also Come Out the 3rd hole?

I’m sure Dina told you that Sara got her nose pierced. Can’t wait to see that. I’m sure her mother just loves it.

I’ve always wondered how you get the back on the stud. Plus when you have a cold and blow your nose does it also come out the 3rd hole? If not, there must be some type of build up from your secretions. Delightful thoughts for first thing in the morning.

Love

Mom

Posted on 05.22.2009 at 1:30 pm// Tagged: 3rd holes, nose rings, piercings

First You Pierce Your Nose, Then You Have Illegitimate Children

Me: I’m piercing my nose

Mom: Fine, I’m not raising your illegitimate children.

Me: What?

Mom: You’ll pierce your nose, get a trashy boyfriend and end up with illegitimate children. You and your trashy boyfriend are not living in my house, and neither are your kids.

Me: Wow mom, thanks for the credit. Clearly that’s the natural progression after piercing your nose.

Posted on 08.24.2008 at 12:03 pm// Tagged: not under my roof, piercings

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