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Backstory: My mom has decided to throw a monumental pirate party for her 55th birthday and is going overboard with preparations.

that’s my girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the DUH syndrome inherited from her mommallama!

i finally got the kitchen “nook” cleaned out. NOW everything’s on the kitchen table & counters! hope to get that sorted thru today. going to get the office DONE today also. I BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!! i couldn’t sleep last nite thinking about stuff. i may actually be bi.
polar, that is. racing thoughts. grandiose ideas…i’d be dangerous if i could actually implement all my ideas!

look for any piratey stuff you got at home, any gold or silvery items for the trunk. jewelry. skeleton scarf you knitted andy…

love, mommallama

Posted on 07.08.2009 at 12:14 pm// Tagged: birthdays, pirates

Aye Matey, Twill Be a Good Bridal Shower

The party is on Saturday at 1:00pm in Brooklyn. I guess, I would drive and pick you up on the way.
We still need a song (pirate song???), which we have to get somewhere. I tried to get one in Kiev to no avail.
Talk to you.
Love, Mom

Posted on 03.02.2009 at 9:30 am// Tagged: bridal showers, pirates

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Aye Matey, Twill Be a Good Bridal Shower

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