Pivotal Information
Mum: Columbus just pooed on the floor!
Me: Why would I want to know that!
Mum: Needed to share it! About to make cheese straws!
Dad is Home! But…
dad is home!
he’s feeling better
he still hasn’t had a good bowel movement since last wednesday
so he is full of shit :-)
love
mom
XOXO
Mommy Group Madness
Me: Mom, I thought I would share with you the type of emails I am now receiving from my mommy group.
Subject line, “4 year old holding poop”
Mom: What?
Me: I guess this poor little guy is having a hard time pooping and the mom wants some advice as to how to help her son feel comfortable to go poop
Mom: Who ever knew kids did this… I am so out of it that I thought it was literally HOLDING it, as in “in the hand”, sort of like the poop that floated up in the wading pool when we all visited grandma and you were in the wading pool in her back yard.
Me: thanks mom
We Won the Prize
Backstory: my husband and I were on vacation in europe and my mom emailed every day with family updates. g is my niece, p is my sister in law.
last nite g was running around the back yard in diapers only.and her fungi shopping cart………..she picked up something that stuck to her hand . p said from the deck while i was smoking……………drop it gianna……..but it stuck to her hand ……………….guess what it was………………………………………………………dog poop……………..we won the trailer park family prize………..love mom
poop cleaning mommy
looks like one of us lost reception.. so anyway..yeah its ok to cash the check and damn you should see the size of the poop your lizard jsut pooped!!! OMG!!! I’ll call you tomarrow some thime and let you know how I am feeling…remember i live on;y 3 bocks from the er if i have to go in love poop cleaning mommy
