A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

Your Cat Daughter’s Atomic Poops

Just wanted to drop a line to let you know what your daughter has been up to. She managed to get the back door open and let Cory in and then Cory attacked her. Then later she went into the front room and climbed two screens because a gecko was taunting her over and over [...]

Pooping in the Dark

Mom: after jury duty I went to Academy. I went to the bathroom. was pooping and all the lights went off. I had to pop in the blackness!
Me: haha what happened?
Mom: A man opened the main door and said, anybody in here.
Mom: I said, yes me.
Mom: He said I’m gonna leave the main door open [...]

The Straight Poop From Mom

here’s what I’ve done so far:
correctol 2 yesterday, one today, or 2, can’t remember. Miralax powder per pharmacist. giant salad, I mean giant with extra veggies and a few beans.
I did jog, but not that far. one enema: just a couple of small poops. This is the end of day 4. Ahhhhhhh! I will try [...]



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