Postcards From Yo Momma » pop culture http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Thanks Homies. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/10/13/thanks-homies/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/10/13/thanks-homies/#comments Wed, 13 Oct 2010 15:00:18 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6494 So what does that song…somethin somethin i’m so fly like a g6. what is g6? Thanks homies.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/10/13/thanks-homies/feed/ 5 “Sex and Defenders” http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/08/30/sex-and-defenders/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/08/30/sex-and-defenders/#comments Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:00:39 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6415 Mom: I’ve been getting into law shows lately.
Me: Which ones?
Mom: Sex and Defenders.
Me: ….what? Is that like some kind of warped Judge Judy?
Mom: No, they investigate sex crimes.  And they go to court a lot.  There are two separate groups.
Me:…you mean Law & Order: Special Victims Unit?!
Mom: No.  Every episode begins with a “dun dun.”
Me: Yeah, that’s Law & Order.  Here’s a youtube link of the opening.
Mom: Ok, that’s the one.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/08/30/sex-and-defenders/feed/ 2 I give it 3 weeks http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/02/i-give-it-3-weeks/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/02/i-give-it-3-weeks/#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:30:38 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4973 I watched a real crappy show last night called Mercy. It was about nurses who are portrayed as sluts and know-it-alls. The acting was awful. I give it 3 weeks. The fall line-up sucks.

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Mom: Who?
Me: Pharell! (He’s a rapper.)
Mom: Rapper?! What are you going to ask him if you can be his bitch or something?
Me: OMG.
Mom: Well I’m sure you wouldn’t be his first. And I need a new car.
Me: He was with a woman holding a baby! Wait, are you trying to be my pimp?
Mom: Well there you go. And yes, Momma needs a brand new Jag!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/01/momma-needs-a-brand-new-jag/feed/ 1 XOXO, Gossip Mom http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/05/10/xoxo-gossip-mom/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/05/10/xoxo-gossip-mom/#comments Sun, 10 May 2009 15:30:54 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4023 Backstory: Mom loves the shows Gossip Girl and Jon & Kate Plus 8. I sent her an e-mail about Jon’s recent affair with a young girl and this was her response..

I bet K will be pulling J’s hair transplants out or maybe plucking some from down under!

XOXO
Gossip Mom

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]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/30/should-i-be-insulted/feed/ 1 Channeling Slumdog Millionaire http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/21/channeling-slumdog-millionaire/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/21/channeling-slumdog-millionaire/#comments Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:05:08 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3390 My mom is a 1st and 2nd grade teacher at an alternative school. They have special days pretty frequently, and they’re usually pretty cute.

Primary had its India Day today.  It was a blast but I’m glad it’s over!  In the morning we had “India School” for which we had moved the tables and chairs out of the way so lthe kids could experience school on the floor. … We began the day with affirmations.  In India they begin with prayers and we didn’t want to go there!  We did a three part rotation in which S did some reading activities, K did a geopgraphy lesson and I taught yoga and some simple Bollywood dance routines.  Yes, Bollywood dance routines….and yes, I just made them up inspired by Dhoom 2 and Slumdog Millionaire.

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xo

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/20/jewish-momma-discovers-the-bachelor/feed/ 2 Good Music to Sex To http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/19/good-music-to-sex-to/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/19/good-music-to-sex-to/#comments Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:01:23 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3380 Backstory:  My fiance and I spent the weekend at my parent’s lake house, and evidently left behind a CD that I burned for him to listen to in the car, a long while back.
Mom: I found a CD on the bureau in the third bedroom that had “I (heart) you” on it.  Looks like your writing.

Me: Oh.  Sry.  We must have left that by accident.

Mom: Is that your lovemaking cd?

Me: What?  NO!  Did u LISTEN 2 it?

Mom: No, I did not want to think of you and Jason making sweet love on that new mattress that I just bought, tainting it.

Me: MOM!  It’s a CD with rock music on it.  Seether, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Shinedown, etc.  I highly doubt that we would be hittin’ it to that!

Mom: I have never heard of those bands.  Is that what Denise calls “Kill Your Mother Music”?

Me: Knowing her, probably.

Mom: Well, it could be possible you use it for that.  Some people like rough sex.

Me: OK Mom, that’s enough.  But no, it is not our “lovemaking” CD.

Mom: Ok….I’ll mail it.  Wait!  Does it have any music on it from that Kahnyay person?  A nurse at the hospital was having a fit her daughter was listening to his music?????????  I wanted to hear some.

Me: NO, there is no KANYE West on there.

Mom: Okay, well maybe you should check him out.  He might make some good music to sex to.

Me: Ok, mom.  Enough.

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I was watching Letterman last night and Anne Hathaway was on, and she was talking about how Kate Hudson taught her about ‘diet margaritas’. You mix tequila, grand mariner, a little soda, and you queeze in a few lime slices. How long have I been drinking that?!?! For like ever!!

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Mom: What? Don’t oil up the shower, do you want me to fall and die like Jett Travolta?

Me: too soon.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/07/baby-oil-in-the-shower/feed/ 18 Jealousy and Johnny Depp http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/05/jealousy-and-johnny-depp/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/05/jealousy-and-johnny-depp/#comments Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:35:42 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3037 Backstory: There’s never an inappropriate time to use quote “So I married an axe murderer” to poke fun at the size of someone’s face. Jealousy does hilarious things to mom.

Mom: I was reading the local newspaper online and saw this little article in the “Who’s news” section [link to story about a girl I knew in high school meeting Johnny Depp]. She must’ve graduated a year before you but she went to your high school, so you might know her. Lucky little puke!

Me: Yea I know who she is. People I know used the code name Miss Piggy when referring to her because of the obvious resemblence. Not in a mean way, though.

Mom: Yeah, you’re right! Must be the big-ass face on her…
“I’m not kidding, that girl’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! She’ll be crying herself to sleep tonight, on her huge pilla.”

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Mom: Have you heard of Kanye West?

Me: Umm, yes?

Mom: Have you heard his new CD? Track 11?

Me: Yes, I have heard it, but I don’t know that song… why?

Mom: Well your sister played it for me and I LOVE IT. I made her put it on my computer.

Me: hahaha hahahahahahhaa

Mom: What?

Me: That’s just… random.

Mom: Is he someone bad? What, is this the same as if I liked Eminem or something?

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They named the kid Bronx Mowgli no shit. Try to top that one……………

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me: how so?

mom: the dogs are killing each other at my feet

me: have you ever seen a fellini movie?

mom: no, but i thought it sounded like woody allen.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/12/09/her-life-is-a-movie/feed/ 0 A Difference of Aesthetic Opinion http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/12/09/a-difference-of-aesthetic-opinion/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/12/09/a-difference-of-aesthetic-opinion/#comments Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:04:48 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=2850 Backstory: My gchat status message was the Lonely Island’s “Jizz in my pants.”

The youtube.com you’ve got, is really in poor taste. I just thought I should say it. I’m not telling you to delete it or change anything else, but yuck (we saw it on SNL too). The production value is pretty good, but that’s about it…
Love,
Mom

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Mom: Congratulations, b**ch!

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