Postcards From Yo Momma » pregnancy http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Not-So-Subtle Fertility Advice http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/05/06/not-so-subtle-fertility-advice/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/05/06/not-so-subtle-fertility-advice/#comments Fri, 06 May 2011 15:00:55 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6725 Backstory: I am neither pregnant nor trying.

Make sure youre taking 400 micrograms of folic acid daily, critical to fertility and fetal development. xoxoxoxo

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Here is the insurance card for your car.  I didn’t think you would be home before it was due.

I heard what the rumor was up at the school.  I only hope if that ever happens we hear it from you first.  Also I hope if you’re having sex you are using condoms or some sort of protection.  That’s all I’m saying on that subject.

No much happening here…cold and dreary today.  I’m washing clothes and need to do some baking so I’d better get moving.

Take care

Love,

Mom

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/04/06/buring-the-lede/feed/ 1 Are You Sure You’re Not Pregnant? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/02/09/are-you-sure-youre-not-pregnant/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/02/09/are-you-sure-youre-not-pregnant/#comments Wed, 09 Feb 2011 16:00:31 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6639 Backstory: I got a big tattoo on my back, and my mother was always against tattoos. So, naturally I was very nervous to tell her, and did not tell her about it for a month or so. Also, I recently broke off my engagement, and was single at the time, which she constantly talked about.

Me: Mom, there is something I have to tell you.
Mom: Are you getting married?
Me: No, just listen. I’ve been wanting to do this for a long time, and it is very important to me.
Mom: You are pregnant!
Me: No, mom
Mom: You have a boyfriend!
Me: Mom, i’m trying to tell you something!
Mom: You already got married?
Me: NO!
Mom: So you are pregnant!
Me: OH MY GOD MOM! I GOT A TATTOO!
Me: Mom?
Mom: I thought you were pregnant. Are you sure you’re not pregnant?

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/02/09/are-you-sure-youre-not-pregnant/feed/ 4 Today in Mom News: Does Motherhood Affect Memory? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/17/today-in-mom-news-does-motherhood-affect-memory/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/17/today-in-mom-news-does-motherhood-affect-memory/#comments Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:30:05 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5803 We’re going to try something new here at Postcards–every day or so we’re going to throw in a piece of mom-related news just to keep things interesting and provoke discussion. Today, via Lisa Belkin’s Motherlode blog at the New York Times, does motherhood affect…wait what was I typing? Oh yes! Memory! This common malady is also known as “baby brain” or “mumnesia,” but a new study shows that moms are just as forgetful as non-moms. The only time cognitive function declines for women is in very late pregnancy. For the moms: Did you find that you were more forgetful while you were preggo? For the daughters: did your moms forget everything they didn’t write down? [New York Times]

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/02/17/today-in-mom-news-does-motherhood-affect-memory/feed/ 13 Quintessential Mom Advice http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/07/quintessential-mom-advice/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/07/quintessential-mom-advice/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:30:45 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5544 I think you should visit Europe in the Spring.  They have lousy weather in the winter.  I also think you should try to have a baby.  Love Mom

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/07/quintessential-mom-advice/feed/ 7 Pumpkin Carving In Utero http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/26/pumpkin-carving-in-utero/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/26/pumpkin-carving-in-utero/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:30:15 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5156 Backstory: My sister’s baby is due in March. It is still in her uterus.

Hi!

I picked up two medium pumpkins today, in case you feel like carving them when you’re here. And I got one little bitty one for the baby! Hee, hee!

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Mom: You and M should treat yourself to a baby for graduation!
Me: Great… a lifelong committment, just what we need… we’re doing a vacation.
Mom: That’s perfect!  That’s exactly what you need!
Me: Mom, that’s horrifying.
Mom: What, I didn’t say it…
Me: Saying it and subliminally hinting to it are the same thing.
Mom: Well… you *are* married… a vacation without birth control would be perfect!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/31/its-baby-time/feed/ 4 The Joys of Eight, in One http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/29/the-joys-of-eight-in-one/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/29/the-joys-of-eight-in-one/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:26:13 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4560 Backstory: My mom was telling me about how she had to use fertility drugs before getting pregnant with only me – not multiples.

i got all the happiness of eight babies in one. i just wish i could take all of that happiness, roll it into a ball, make it into butter, and spread it on my toast every morning.

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So there is this calculator that determines when you were conceived.  Jacqui was conceived on 4-9-84, Justine was conceived
12-10-85 and Craig was conceived 10-7-89.  Wow Jac I was really drinking in April thank God you are normal!!!!!!!!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/10/conception-calculations/feed/ 3 Pregnancy Math http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/16/pregnancy-math/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/16/pregnancy-math/#comments Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:29:01 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4265 Backstory: My sister and I were born ten years apart, and my mother had me at a young age. She’s premenopausal and, apparently, gets baby fever when she drinks.

Mom: I was just thinking…I was your sister’s age when I got pregnant with you, and your age when I got pregnant with her. LOL
Me: Ummm….
Mom: What is really weird is we all could be! Well, I know I’m not.
Me: Fortunately I believe neither of your daughters are with child at the moment.

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Me: That’s so cute! The baby stops crying every time the dog starts whining!
Mom: Speaking of babies… you received a box of baby formula samples in the mail yesterday… anything you want to tell me?
Me: Um…no. Why the heck would I get baby formula samples? Weird. Feel free to toss them.
P.S. If I was pregnant and trying to hide it from you, I wouldn’t have baby formula sent to your house instead of mine.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/03/29/speaking-of-babies/feed/ 2 Take the Baby Video Hint http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/03/23/take-the-baby-video-hint/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/03/23/take-the-baby-video-hint/#comments Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:03:28 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3606 Me: you keep sending me videos of babies
Mom: i have to go
sorry
me: ha it’s okay
Mom: take a hint why don’t you?
me: duly noted
Mom: ok, that will be the only one i give
me: the one with the dads doing the diapers makes me laugh
Mom: the emails aren’t intended to be hints
me: it’s okay if you want grandkids
Mom: i know
i’m not dying for them
me: i know
Mom: i just don’t want it to become too late
me: i think we’re still okay
Mom: well, i’ll talk with you later

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]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/29/things-to-do-before-the-apocalypse/feed/ 3 Sis in the Family Way http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/10/17/sis-in-the-family-way/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/10/17/sis-in-the-family-way/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:55:33 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=2372 Me:  the younger sister is pregnant?

Mom:  yes.

Me:  why didnt she use birth control like meee?  haaha

Mom:  oh my god

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