Backstory: Mom had a quadruple bi-pass recently and i’ve hurt my knee. We both are on wacky medications to make it all better.

mom: bored, hungry and wacko. The joys of steroids LOL How’s the knee?

me: still in pain. go figure. drugs suck!!!!

mom: yes they do!! Hope it gets better soon. Try to stay off it and let Jeremy wait on you :-)

me: ha! the day i stay off my knee and rest it will be a cold day in hell more than likely.

mom: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!!!! SIT ON YOUR ASS AND WATCH MOVIES OR SOMETHING.

me: ok ok after we go to the grocery store

mom: Qvc is having christmas in July all weekend, sit and shop LOL Right now they are showing an hour of sponge bob toys lmaooooo

me: :) dont you dare buy anything!!

mom: hey, I’m have speed buy LOL Already have about 10 things on my wish list. Dad is used to it every year LOL

me: drug enduced qvc shopping never ends well mom!