Agree To Disagree

big storm here.  ashley thinks that these roaring clouds are bringing jesus.  i think it’s gonna be a giant rabbit.  we have agreed to disagree :)


Hear me…RABBITS.

I bought some baby clothes for you today.

I know you aren’t pregnant, but I thought that maybe if I bought the clothes it would work in reverse…like I could will you to get knocked up.

Are you knocked up?  Tell that husband of yours to get busy.  I want you two sexing it up like rabbits.

Hear me…RABBITS.


PS: Your father is getting a vasectomy.

Love, Mom