A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

discussion on boy and girl anatomy parts

Good news! I called Huffy who makes the retro bike she REALLY wants, and asked if they make it in 24″ and they do! (BUT) only for Walmart! So, I got on line and ordered a 24″ Huffy Cranbrook Cruiser and got free shipping to boot! Dad and I were having an intense verbal exchange [...]

Mom’s Serious Side

mom:  chris bale is a scumbag
he assaulted his mother
me: since when do you call him chris?
that’s going up as my gchat status
mom: will you stop quoting me in your gchat status?
i feel like you are making fun of me
i only kid with you
me:  but you were being funny
I’m not making fun!!
mom:  i have to maintain [...]

Locked Out

Backstory: I e-mailed my mom to tell her (after bragging about not doing it for several months) I had finally locked myself out of the house.

I remember the time I locked you in the car accidentally when you were napping and at the same time I was locked out of the apartment cause the keys [...]

PS…

Dad and I saw Sara today and she will give us a picnic table and grill for Skylight. Plus a lot of beach stuff: chairs, umbrellas, inner tube, etc.  she is very nice. She is so much like her mom, it is strange. But her eyes are bigger.which is nice! Snowed a little tonight. We [...]



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