Backstory: My mom is a middle aged surburban white woman who works as the school secretary for a private catholic school.  She attends daily Mass and prays the rosary three times a day.  She doesn’t drink or smoke.  Her only vice is rap music, but she does pray for Eminem’s immortal soul.

Dude. I am TOTALLY in need of an Eminem CD for the ride home from work today!   I tried to buy one at the Springfield Mall and there is not even any place to buy music there anymore!    Do you think Brandon could hook me up with one again?

Love,

Mom