Reality TV Intervention Needed
low point… watching petite top model. help me get a life…
Too Much Duggar Information
Backstory: I told my mom that Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 19th child.
OMG OMG OMG.
I can’t believe that sack of hers can hold any more babies!!!! Can you imagine how her uterus looks on the INSIDE????? Yuck.
Future Husbands from the Past
mom: hi mijaa
me: hi
mom: you know the mexican guy.. tall handsome (the new guy) on extreme makeover?
he went to my high school i think
me: really???
mom: found him on facebook
me: no way hahahahaha add him
mom: hes 4 years younger
im gonna look him up
i think its fate hes my future husband even though i think hes gay!
Mom’s Thoughts on the Bachelor Finale
me: Did you see the Bachelor last night?
mom: Yep, i think he is an ass now
wishy washy fish lipped girlie boy
Jewish Momma Discovers the Bachelor
I’m watching episode 7 and am not sure what is going on. He is just so darn cute. He is involved with all of them and has to choose 1 to marry? What a stupid show! Is he a member of the tribe?! what does he do for a living?
xo
Snooping on Snoop Dogg
Me and my mom were both watching Snoops Dogg Father Hood On E! Network.
Mom: Do you think snoop dogg cheats on his wife?
Me: ?
Mom: shes kinda heavy
Me: not everyones shallow like you, plus black guys like thick girls, trust me
Mom: WAIT what? who have you been snoop doggin?
Me: oh no.
Project Runway Recap
Good morning Daughter,
I watched Project Runway…well, the beginning and the end. It came on at 9 pm here and I fell asleep during the middle part. It is creative and interesting. This episode was about the use of “green” materials and the models selecting the fabric, etc…Is that the one you saw? They really had to be creative. I would not have chosen one the winners as my favorite.(The cream colored with the very high, gathered, collar.Would work nice for someone with a neck brace that needed a dress.) It was interesting but maybe I was jaded as it reminded me of a costume my friend Marion made for herself once. She came as a tulip to a Halloween Party. I believe I still have the picture if you would like to see it. I did like the “1st placer”. I agreed that the losers were not good.
Don’t forget Bonanza on TV Land or whatever channel older reruns happen in your area.
Love you.
MOM xoxoxox
