Mom Was a Showgirl
Me: You know you’re at a classy restaurant when they are advertising their new location as ‘next to platinum showgirls’
Mom: Yeah I start work there tomorrow
I Am So Over Mating
Me: he’s tall, apparently.
Me: and wants to open a fancy restaurant of his own
Mom: nice to have goals i suppose, and i enjoy tall men
Me: you may not have him. you get your own.
Mom: oh… okay
Me: you sound disappointed.
Mom: lol like i am so over mating
A Big MILFstake
Mom: did you read about my milf “oops”?
Me: hahaha yup, what did the menu really say??
Mom: it was just everyone was asking what this and that on the menu said, as you do, and J said to Z ‘did you say milf’, and i thought she was asking about the menu so I asked the (very young) waiter what it was. . .
Me: bahahahaha
you cougar
Mom: he said it was a milk dessert thing. . . and then said i should watch American Pie or some such . . after he left, they filled me in. . oops oops
Notes from Outback
At Outback. Dad is in the bathroom- I’M BORED! Rednecks sitting next to us- no teeth! Love, Mom
Familial Restaurant Complaints
I know you’re his sister, but my word!I asked for water with lemon, got no lemon. Dad ordered the surf and turf thing, and i SWEAR he ate one of the shrimp before he brought it to the table. He even left the tail on the plate. Needless to say, he only got 15%.
Mexican Restaurant Has New Owners; Mom Panics
Mariachi’s has new owners.
The woman on the radio (she is one of the hosts of the morning show on Y98) was VERY upset by it. She raved about Mariachi’s. I heard her talk about them previously on the show.
I HATE to go in there if they’ve changed! I can see it now:
1. I park
2. I walk in
3. All gringos working now – don’t recognize a soul.
4. Say “I’m out of here!”
5. Leave
Why Bennigan’s Closed
Just heard on the radio that all Bennigan’s have closed…..we ate there in the spring and the menu was awful…everything was fried and I know this doesn’t sound nice, but all the waitresses were really overweight….I told Dad I wondered how they stayed in business this long…..and then I heard this news this morning….
Oh by the way, White Castle’s now have BACON CHEESEBURGERS….I always think of you when I see the commercial…
Gotta go…got stuff to do..
Have a good day…love ya..
Mom xoxo
