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You’re Never too Old for Mom to Embarrass You

Mom: Guess who’s standing in front of me right now?! B H. He’s a car sales man and came in to pass out his business cards…small world huh? He said to say “Hi.” He lives in C, married with 2 kids. He too is on Facebook. Just thought I’d let you know. Love ya
Me: I saw his pic on FB a while back – he looks pretty hot…good genes.
Mom: Bawahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..I read him your reply! He turned 50 shades of red! He is hot! Seems like a nice enough guy….always question those car sales people!!
Me: Take some pepto for that diarrhea of the mouth!
Mom: Oh shut up

Posted on 05.16.2009 at 2:00 pm// Tagged: facebook, reunions, texting

"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
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