I just found out what it means when they call Sarah Palin a MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Backstory:  I sent my mom the website http://palin.appspot.com/
But it now turns out I have something in common with her - no, I’m not the flat tire on your new bike but I do use Microsoft IE as my browser. I’ve never, ever felt like a cyber has-been before but I’m apparently so has-been that I [...]

How’s my girl? I m waiting for my mammogram! Yuck!
This morning it took me an hour to get to work cause they shot a guy (gang) on the freeway and it was closed and verdugo was very crowded.
Not much else to say!
Maverick!
Hahaha
Love mom

I have a little bit of a headache this morning.  We decided that the only way to watch the debate was to take shots every time she said maverick or heck or darn or doggone or nucular.

I will have to check your birth certificate.  I think you were born around dinner time but I am not absolutely sure.  I do know that you arrived as soon as I got to the hospital.  Assume around 7 pm unless I tell you differently.  I thought geneology was a legitimate subject for you to [...]