Mom’s Subversive Humor

Hey,

Peggy (friend via Mary Ann) has a brilliant idea–go to a book store, find Sarah Palin’s book, “Going Rogue” and move it into the “humor” section. Tee hee, tee hee.

:)
Mom

Dreaming of Sarah Palin

I meant to tell you, I had the Sarah Palin sex dream again last night. I frighten myself. Perhaps I must clean my mind out with bleach.

Love mummy xxx

OMG!!!!!!!!!

I just found out what it means when they call Sarah Palin a MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How Microsoft IE is like Sarah Palin

Backstory:  I sent my mom the website http://palin.appspot.com/

But it now turns out I have something in common with her – no, I’m not the flat tire on your new bike but I do use Microsoft IE as my browser. I’ve never, ever felt like a cyber has-been before but I’m apparently so has-been that I don’t even know why using IE makes me, like, irrelevant.

What’s wrong with me?????

Love,
Mom

Maverick!

How’s my girl? I m waiting for my mammogram! Yuck!
This morning it took me an hour to get to work cause they shot a guy (gang) on the freeway and it was closed and verdugo was very crowded.
Not much else to say!
Maverick!
Hahaha
Love mom

Debate Hangover

I have a little bit of a headache this morning.  We decided that the only way to watch the debate was to take shots every time she said maverick or heck or darn or doggone or nucular.

Sarah Palin’s Astrologer?

I will have to check your birth certificate.  I think you were born around dinner time but I am not absolutely sure.  I do know that you arrived as soon as I got to the hospital.  Assume around 7 pm unless I tell you differently.  I thought geneology was a legitimate subject for you to get into but astrology?  Yikes.  Are you going to open up a little shop and read tarot cards?  Perhaps you can get a job as Sarah Palin’s astrologer if she gets elected V.P.  (Remember that Nancy Reagan had an astrologer).



Love, Mom