You Can’t Go Home Again
Me: Can I go to grad school in Naples next year and live at your condo? Pay rent of course.
Mom: hahahaha you must be kidding….. no effing way.
Posted on 11.04.2009 at 2:56 pm// Tagged: sassy moms
Don’t Forget Where You Came From
Don’t you DARE talk to me with that tone!
You came out of my vagina! I own EVERY PART OF YOU!
xoxo
Mommy
Posted on 09.09.2009 at 3:01 pm// Tagged: sassy moms
HEY BISH
Mom: HEY BISH
Me: hiiii
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ….. WITH YOUR LIFE
Me: are the caps necessary?
Mom: B I T C H
Me: what a wonderful greeting when i get home
Mom: I do what I can
Posted on 08.07.2009 at 11:45 am// Tagged: sassy moms
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