The “Damn It, My Mom’s On Facebook Filter”

This Saturday Night Live sketch from last night’s episode starring Jane Lynch is near and dear to our hearts. It’s for a product called the “damn it, my mom is on facebook filter.” It turns potentially controversial status updates like “There isn’t enough beer in the world for me to deal with Glenn Beck’s holy roller b.s.” into the mom-friendly “Boy, do I need new dungarees!” Sigh, if only there were something like this in real life.

Urgent SNL Questions

OK, two questions:
has Tina Fey had breast implants? It was strange to see her staged so sexily…
Justin Bieber? The new kid on the block? I admit, I’d never heard of him. Usher discovered him on youtube? huh? probably not only teen girls who have the hots for him…\’night

A Difference of Aesthetic Opinion

Backstory: My gchat status message was the Lonely Island’s “Jizz in my pants.”

The you’ve got, is really in poor taste. I just thought I should say it. I’m not telling you to delete it or change anything else, but yuck (we saw it on SNL too). The production value is pretty good, but that’s about it…

Not a MILF

Mom: Your dad and I were watching the SNL thing and were confused, what is a MILF?

Me: Seriously? You don’t know?

Mom: No. We were so confused at that part.

Me: It means Mother I’d Like To “F”

Mom: Gross. What?! Who would do that to a mother?!

Me: I don’t know, obviously you aren’t a MILF.

Mom: Obviously. I’m just a MILM. A Mother I’d Like to have as a Mother.

Love, Mom