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OK, two questions:
has Tina Fey had breast implants? It was strange to see her staged so sexily…
Justin Bieber? The new kid on the block? I admit, I’d never heard of him. Usher discovered him on youtube? huh? probably not only teen girls who have the hots for him…\’night
Backstory: My gchat status message was the Lonely Island’s “Jizz in my pants.”
The youtube.com you’ve got, is really in poor taste. I just thought I should say it. I’m not telling you to delete it or change anything else, but yuck (we saw it on SNL too). The production value is pretty good, but that’s about it…
Love,
Mom
Mom: Your dad and I were watching the SNL thing and were confused, what is a MILF?
Me: Seriously? You don’t know?
Mom: No. We were so confused at that part.
Me: It means Mother I’d Like To “F”
Mom: Gross. What?! Who would do that to a mother?!
Me: I don’t know, obviously you aren’t a MILF.
Mom: Obviously. I’m just a MILM. A Mother I’d Like to have as a Mother.
