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A Difference of Aesthetic Opinion

Backstory: My gchat status message was the Lonely Island’s “Jizz in my pants.”

The youtube.com you’ve got, is really in poor taste. I just thought I should say it. I’m not telling you to delete it or change anything else, but yuck (we saw it on SNL too). The production value is pretty good, but that’s about it…
Love,
Mom

Posted on 12.09.2008 at 9:04 am// Tagged: gchat, pop culture, saturday night live

Not a MILF

Mom: Your dad and I were watching the SNL thing and were confused, what is a MILF?

Me: Seriously? You don’t know?

Mom: No. We were so confused at that part.

Me: It means Mother I’d Like To “F”

Mom: Gross. What?! Who would do that to a mother?!

Me: I don’t know, obviously you aren’t a MILF.

Mom: Obviously. I’m just a MILM. A Mother I’d Like to have as a Mother.

Posted on 10.05.2008 at 2:07 pm// Tagged: milf, saturday night live

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A Difference of Aesthetic Opinion

Not a MILF

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