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Mom: the picture you have on this messenger has someone else’s cheek connected to you
Me: haha yea its my friends. i thought it was an attractive cheek so i borrowed it for the night, made a nice accessory
Mom: some people may think you are siamese twins (i.e. a two-headed creature)
Me: yea, not the worst thing in the world, id take it as a compliment
Mom: you can join the circus if the lsats don’t turn out well
I can’t believe your grades and you have an incomplete. What is wrong with you? You have so much to offer and you keep fucking it up. Dad said your one scholarship isn’t on the new statement, did they take it anyway because of your grade point average? I have enough problems, without you adding to them. You are TWENTY, not TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You better call me!!!!!!!White boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Backstory: I receive daily updates from my mom who teaches drama at a Catholic Middle School.
Today I’m gearing up to deal with the little diva I made cry yesterday. She was giving 0 percent and had left her script at home and had never attempted to learn any of her lines, even though I told the whole class they needed to have their lines learned by yesterday. GRRRRRR! She’s the girl who missed 10 days of the quarter to go to Hawaii with her parents and a classmate Precious. She probably hasn’t made up any of her work. Very frustrating.
