Backstory: I am going on a trip to NYC tomorrow and I asked my mom to buy some tupelo honey for my friend who I am going to visit.  AJ is my Aunt Jamie and she’s a germophobe.
AJ packs her underwear in plastic bags so the inspectors don’t get their hands on it. Like her [...]

Oh I forgot.. Ashley is getting a divorce.  Apparently her husband is some kinda kook who spends all his time on his computer, and doesn’t like sex–this is coming from Sharon’s neighbor.  Dad cannot believe kids these days.

Peter has actually started tearing up the bedroom.  He says the walls and floors are held together with staples, which are terribly hard to get undone.  He prefers screwing (the boards, that is).  Well, actually……..
Never mind!!

I saw this show called The L-Word on Showtime last night. OMG This girl strapped this leather thing with a big purple ____ on another girl and they were going at it. You couldn’t see anything really because of a pillow, but OMG I’ve never seen anything like that before even in the movies.  Other [...]

I just talked to Grandma and your aunt’s wedding is going to be the 6th of December.  She asked if she could send your invitation here and I told her that if she wanted YOU to get it, she should mail it to YOU.  Novel idea?  Anyway, the best part of the conversation came later [...]

Hi doll,
I just got back from seeing sex in the city. It was so funny! There was hardly anyone in the theater and I went with the two chairs from grad night. We laughed so loud. Neither one of them had seen the show so after the movie they talked about how they wanted to [...]

Hi,
Well we finally got the bed back together, and it looks like the idea Marty had is going to work. I will let you know if we land on the floor tonight. LOL
Dad’s stiff neck is feeling a little better. Yesterday I had to drive because he couldn’t turn it to see traffic. [...]

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