Backstory: Momma works in a nursing home, and C is her much-older brother-in-law.

So, I’m at work, walking down the hall, minding my own business, not bothering anybody, and a resident was apparently trying to get my attention, which I failed to notice.  Next thing you know, she explodes “HEY FAT LADY!”, which of course causes me to turn around and look, to which she bellows “That’s right, YOU!!!  Get over here RIGHT NOW or I am firing you!  You’re as lazy as you are FAT!”  Needless to say there were 5 or 6 little skinny girls standing there who were highly amused at my expense.

Also, C informed me that he is, in fact, hitting on me.