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Mom: Sometime soon will u look in your glovr
Me: ? I don’t have a glovr?
Mom: Glove box and see if u can find out how mu h sales taz I paid when I bought your carr
Mom: I think I cqn take if off my yaxes
Mom: Taxes
Me: Are you having a seizure?
Mom: No, holding a smoke.
Backstory: She recently got facebook, but refuses to interact with anyone on facebook itself. She just emails us about the things she sees on facebook.
sending this as an e-mail…not a Facebook comment – which I don’t do.
if you really smoked that cigarette at the Thursday gallery outing, you (B) will depend on M to dole out any inheritance you think you might be getting. seriously. She’ll be in charge of all pursestrings.
xoxoxoxo
Me: Hey Mom! How was your birthday?
Mom: It was wonderful! We smoked and drank ALLL weekend!
Me: Umm …really? You smoked and drank all weeekend?
Mom: Yep! We made a pitcher of margarita’s and smoked a turkey and a brisket and even some sausage!!
