Me: Will you send me those pics I left behind?
Mom: Yes, why did u send me and dad and aunt char a prescription website for sexual enhancements? Collumb Corrine – was that supposed to be funny
Me: That was SPAM!

Backstory: My mom is a really smart lady (she has a masters in mathematics!) but she’s so dumb when it comes to chain emails and texts.

mom: Did you send me that horrible text about the dead person haunting me at my bedside?

me: what??

mom: I got this text from a “dead” girl who was stabbed 20 times by her father and if I don’t help her find her father (so she can haunt him) she will stand at my bedside every night and haunt me.

me: it was probably spam
delete it

mom: I’m going to call back the number first to see who it was (from another number).
Buddah had a deer tick on his face yesterday – I got it off.