Postcards From Yo Momma » spanx http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Mom Discovers Spanx, and the Pee Hole http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/22/mom-discovers-spanx-and-the-pee-hole/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/22/mom-discovers-spanx-and-the-pee-hole/#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:41:17 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5309 Backstory: it’s my mom’s 50 birthday this week and after listening to much complaining about what she thinks is her flabby tummy/thigh/booty region, i told her about Spanx and then got her a pair for her birthday.  i guess she liked them.

me: have any jeans you’ve been wanting to wiggle into?  i think they have a pee hole but i’m not entirely sure what the process is like for getting in and out of them, so i’d like a full report afterward

Mom: well you shall have one.  i am reading the back and it does indeed have a peepee hole – this should be interesting! lol

Mom: oh my God! i took them out and they look like they could fit a DOLL

me: well, i hope they work.  i heard a lady say that her coworkers asked her if she’d lost weight

Mom: hell, good enough for me

[one hour later]

Mom: SPANX SPANX SPANX!!!!!
Oh yeah baby. I even asked MYSELF if I had lost weight!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/11/22/mom-discovers-spanx-and-the-pee-hole/feed/ 5 Undergarments FYI http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/11/undergarments-fyi/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/11/undergarments-fyi/#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:46:56 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4670 I bought one of those undergarments that holds your fat in. You gotta choose carefully though. If you mush in the bottom it pops out the top and vice versa. Just FYI Love Mom.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/11/undergarments-fyi/feed/ 5 Spanx Reconstruction http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/05/30/spanx-reconstruction/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/05/30/spanx-reconstruction/#comments Sat, 30 May 2009 14:30:03 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4158 I wanted to give you your laugh for the day….this a.m. I grabbed a pair of more “control” type undies to throw on under my capris. I was much distressed to find that the blasted things came way up the middle of my back! So, I took them off and started chopping them apart with my scissors! It was hysterical. I kept thinking of mom’s old saying “make sure you don’t wear holey underwear when you go out for fear of an accident.” Crap, heaven forbid if someone saw me in them as they’d think I lost my mind!:>0 Guess among other things, we need to start designing underwear for real women!!! Considering that almost all pants are low cut, why they can’t make low slung control panties I haven’t a clue.

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