Backstory: I’m applying for a job as a hostess at a seafood restaurant. This reminds Mom of Spongebob Squarepants.

Mom: welcome to the crusty crab!
Me: haha i totally want to work at the crusty crab
Me: i’ll be squidward the cashier
Mom: i was just going to ask who you’d be
Mom: you have a squidward body
Mom: less limbs though
Me: well there’s only squidward and spongebob, and he is the fry cook. so it’d have to be squidward
Mom: no, there is crusty himself, and his daughter
Mom: and i can’t believe i know this much about spongebob