Postcards From Yo Momma » Starbucks http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Planning for a Barista-in-Law http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/10/planning-for-a-barista-in-law/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/10/planning-for-a-barista-in-law/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:05:28 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5951 Mom: I think the guy at starbucks likes you.

Me: Ew. We call him Jethro – cause he’s dumb.

Mom: I can’t listen to you say mean things. Don’t call him Jethro – he’s cute.

Me: He’s on drugs.

Mom: Well, I don’t want you mixed up with someone on drugs.

Me: But you want me mixed up with a barista!? Do you want me to have to bring your grandchildren to live with you after my barista/drug dealer husband leaves us????

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mom: well, if it’s his b-day, you should probably take a gift
me: oh geez
what do you get for somebody whose heart you just broke?
mom: like maybe a starbuck’s gift card or something

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