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Impressed by his Instrument

Mom: Oh dear! Went to see Joshua Bell last Sunday. His Stradivarius he bought for $4 million…
Me: I know, you told me.
Mom: Oh, Alzheimer’s disease!
Me: I think you are impressed by his violin.
Mom: His instrument, you mean?????

Posted on 06.01.2011 at 11:00 am// Tagged: double entendres, music, stradivarius

"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
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