Backstory: I wrote an email to my mom telling her I was hungover Monday after staying out late on Superbowl Sunday. I said, “I guess I’m just too old to go out on Sunday nights!”

Too old to go out on Sunday night?   Need 8+ hours of sleep? Exercise?  Eat Healthy?  WHERE IN GOD’S NAME DID I GET YOU??????????  HAHAHA

Worst hair in a commercial: Best Buy kid with Rascal Flatts “do”,
bonus fetal alcohol syndrome beady crossed eyes

Dad’s high and low moment: Faith Hill live/ Faith Hill not naked