We Met in My Uterus

Backstory: My mom sent me this survey where the recipient is supposed to fill out the questionnaire about the sender.

Q: Where did we meet?  A: in my uterus

Q: Take a stab at my middle name: A: Lynn, should have been Kaye but I was too groggy from the drugs they gave me during your birth

Q: Do I smoke? A: You better not.

Q: What’s one of my favorite things to do? A: reading, surfing the web, napping

Q: What’s my favorite type of music?  A: Dave Matthews band,  and I think you like the new version of music, not rapp, but the new stuff

Q: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? A: mostly a rule follower, but there is nothing wrong with that

Q: What is my favorite color? A: hmmm.. I know you definitely like white for shirts and I think you are rather fond of black as well.

Q: How many children do I have? A: none yet, but I am hoping for 2 or 3, hint hint

Love, Mom